It's an Experiment

If Tom Hiddleston was actually my boyfriend

  • Me: Can you do it one more time?
  • Tom: No
  • Me: Please?
  • Tom: No
  • Me: PLEASE. JUST ONCE MORE.
  • Tom: *sigh* okay
  • Me: ..........
  • Tom: Kneel before me...
  • Me: ASHGIADHGIOEHWSIOGHIOSGHEDASGEASHS. AGAIN.
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oh-god-yes:

More Portal!Sherlock! 

Still alive (Parody) 

This was tedious
It wasted my time, and that’s not all.
I wished that I’d expressed my disappointment.
With Jim Moriarty
The man with the keys has been locked out.
In the end, it’s all pretend

But they still think that I’m dead.
But there’s no sense crying over an empty grave.
I’ll just keep on trying to keep their lives safe.
And I’m sorry for John

But he will move on

Although I’m very much still alive.
You could have been worse
For a nemesis, you weren’t that bad
Though you tried to burn my heart.
And kill me.
And ruin my career.
And make the world think I was a fraud.
As they turned on me, it hurt because I am not like you
What would make this better was if I’d had more time.
to enjoy bad sweaters, tea and solving crime
So I’m glad that you’re gone
Think that I still won
Because I’m very much still alive.
Maybe I’ll leave this
Your leftover web seems quite wide spread
Maybe someone else will overthrow it.
Maybe Scotland Yard
THAT WAS A JOKE.
I’ll never stop.
Anyway, How’s Seb these days?
(rotting in a prison cell)
And here’s me, still bragging
when there’s hunting to do.
When I breathe in air, I know I’m better than you.
Though I’m on the run.
In three years I’ll be done.
Because I’m very much still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I’ll tell John that I am still alive.
While you’re dead I will be still alive.
And when Seb’s crying. I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE (x2)

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teabeforewar:

“John… I’m afraid… I don’t want to go!”

“You don’t have to go alone.”

………….

“Not so scary now, is it?”

“…No…”

For a kinkmeme prompt: John is Death. When he’s at the surgery, he’s really collecting the souls of the dying and taking them into the afterlife.

When Sherlock dies, John lays down next to him and dies too.



reapersun:

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noloveinnewjersey:

Mindless Self Indulgence- shut me up

Dafuq did I just watch?


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atropabelladonna1120:

reblogging this every time and in every shape and form it appears on my dash because it is just too darling for words.


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oooyooo:

Molly is male, John is female, Sherlock is…?? Let me be sure I understand.



meru90:

Rule 1: IF TUMBLR’S CREATOR COMES UP ON YOUR DASH, YOU MUST REBLOG.

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kurotenshichan:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

A paradox. After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

hahahhahah paradox’

run….

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